Zoo Joke

A man started a job at a zoo the manager said if he killed any animals you will have to pay for them . All the prices are in the Red Book.
The first day he looked after the finches. When he was sweeping up he knocked one of the finches perches and he killed a finch. He looked in the Red
book and the price was £50.00. He did not want to pay so he threw it in to
the lions cage.
The next day the man looked after the chimps. when he opened the cage two chimps were behind the door and he squashed em. He looked in the Red book and the price was £200.00. He did not want to pay so he chucked em in the lions cage.
On the last day he was cutting the grass. The lawnmower knocked a bee hive over and chopped all the bees up. He looked in the book and the price was £500.00. He did not want to pay so he chucked them into the lions cage.
A new lion came to the zoo and he asked the other lions what the food was like. Well, says the other lions, this week we have had finch, chimps and mushy bees!